Wholly Tomato!!!

Here is a tomato out of my dad's garden, obviously affected by all the crack I've been putting in the soil. It's a monster, and tonight we had burgers. I went out & got the biggest buns I've ever seen, and this damn 'mater was still bigger! Not like I like 'maters at all, but I've gotta give respect to this thing, or it might eat me!!!! That's my dad showing his hand for scale, and he did say that the damn thing measured 5" in diameter......now I know why I never had any attention when I was a kid....